Monday, July 18, 2011

Jersey girls always protect the drink

The weekend was quite fun and actually relaxing.  Mr. Barrett and JP came to the cottage for a visiting the country- that sounds like a show tune title...

Friday night was quite entertaining.  ST and PJ joined us for dinner as usual and they brought along the hot farmer who is our neighbor.  He is also maybe only 24 at the oldest.  He is straight but comfortable with the gays.  We suggested that if he wanted to make more money than a farmer normally does he should start a website selling the jock straps and/or underwear he wears during the workday.  He can start a website and auction it off.  He said he has those Jersey Fresh stickers as well that go on the produce and he could stick them on his product.  He would make a boat load of money as there is a serious crowd for that out there.  Dinner was these awesome sticky-sweet ribs.  I made a chocolate cake with caramel chocolate frosting. 

Saturday was a nice lazy day.  The husband had told me I was responsible for dinner and Mr. Barrett had requested lamb kabobs. I made the crumble top peach pie and a mint pesto for the lamb kabobs and then we headed over to PJ's pool for a swim.  The hot farmer happened to join us there and we got to see him in board shorts and holy shit he is even hotter without a short on.  JP actually got some discreet pictures of him and I am waiting for them to get emailed, lol.

After the swim I made the kabob and a bean salad.  Everything came out well and dinner was a hit.  Afterwards JP told us we should take a look at Saturn's rings with the sky telescope we have on the porch.  So we took it out into the backyard and I discovered my GOOG Sky Maps was not working correctly.  We were not able to see the rings but we did get some awesome views of the full moon.

We then crossed state lines and went to The Raven.  It was a lot of fun actually.  I got to see the Ke$ha video with James VanDerBeek where they shoot unicorns and they bleed rainbows.  It was pretty great.  The husband being the frackin' chatty Cathy he is of course chatted up some classic Jersey girls who were there.  Apparently one of them had a cousin who is gay and it was his 21st birthday so they were celebrating.  It was ok until one of them went flying forehead first into the garbage can.  And of course- being the Jersey girl she is- she did not spill a single drop of her drink.  The husband was quite impressed.  I told him please- no self-respecting Jersey girl ever spills her drink in a club.

On the way home the husband- who was driving- killed a possum (we think) that was next to its mate and mourning it getting hit by a car.  At least both of them are now hanging by their tails in the big tree in the sky that is quite possibly possum heaven.  Oh and then he hit some more road kill further down the road...

Sunday was a long day as we did not get home until 3 AM and quite honestly we are getting too old for nights like that.

A friend on facebook yesterday posted a comment about how he got his picture taken with one Landon Conrad and if you did not know who he was to look it up on the internet.  So this morning I binged pictures of him only to get confronted with nude pics of a hot porn star, lol.  Not a good thing to do at work.

Seriously- I could care less about Casey Anthony.  The whole media circus is really annoying.  Who gives a shit if she got off- get a life people.

3 comments:

jimbo said...

You have to hear the music break dialouge in the Ke$ha video between here and the extremely handsome James Van Der Douche:

http://www.youtube.com/user/keshaVEVO#p/u/3/CFWX0hWCbng

I too am eagerly waiting for pictures of Jersey Fresh farmer.

jimbo said...

The wordplay begins at minute 2:45 in the video.

Sean_P said...

Dude, I don't quite know how to tell you this, but... possums don't hang around with their mates. Possum #2 was... well, almost certainly in the process of eating possum #1. The subsist largely on carrion (plus bugs and worms).